From Conan, the late night television show starring Conan O’Brien

Presenting… the lyrics

Vocals I assume to be by Brian Stack, Minty played by Brian McCann

When the holidays come ‘round, you can hear the sound
Of Minty the Candy Cane who briefly fell on the ground
Minty fell on the ground
Now Minty’s covered in goo
‘Cause Minty fell on the ground for just a moment or two
It’s becoming evident
He landed in excrement
But never fear ‘cause Minty’s here
To make Christmas excellent
Minty fell on the ground
Now Minty’s covered in poo
‘Cause Minty fell on the ground for just a moment or two