03/02/2010 23:09:39
Getting rid of my funny, whatever there was in the first place
Ok, I’ve decided to stop being even slightly amusing? Not really as a choice, but I think it is a side effect of my lifestyle changes. Here’s why:
- I’m drinking far less. Drinking makes people funny by nature, and it always gives me ideas I normally wouldn’t have.
- I’m on a mission to lose weight. Skinny people aren’t funny. Fat is funny. I weigh 250 pounds right now (on a 6’2” frame - hey, I’m not THAT fat), and my goal is 200.
So I apologize if my jokes get more Jay Leno by the day. Feel free to unfollow.
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