03/08/2010 03:10:31
High Thoughts*, by Unicornball
I began taking acidophilus today. I couldn’t help but think about all of the tiny living things that would soon be swarming my digestive system. Then came the money shot in my brain:
Scientists should engineer a tapeworm that would survive on the host’s nutrition, and in return excrete a substance that would keep its host constantly high. What kind of high? I have yet to iron out that detail.
*I’m not high :-(
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