Two men, seemingly complete opposites. Elton John played at the wedding of Rush Limbaugh last weekend. Seems like a strange combination, eh? Rush Limbaugh, ever the homophobe, ultra-conservative irrational voice of the right. Elton John, one of the world’s gayest homosexuals of the past 30 years. Why would Elton John sell his soul like this?
I will tell you why. Because Elton John and Rush Limbaugh are the same person, clearly. This is the first time they’ve ever been seen in the same room together, but trust me, it was an elaborate hoax. They’re both super rich, super fat, super bald and super old. They “were” into lots of different drugs over the years, suffering almost career ending physical impairments because of the abuse.
Some will say, “Well, how could Elton John turn down a million dollar payday?” Because he already has a bazillion kabillion. And because the whole idea was cooked up from a bad episode of Batman where Bruce Wayne throws a party for the caped crusader.
It’s just all so clear now. “Tiny Dancer” is about those short Mexicans stealing our jobs.
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